Ten things to do before you die
1. Set yourself on fire
2. Slit your wrists
3. Swim in crocodile infested waters
4. Jump off a high cliff
5. Throw yourself in front of a moving bus
6. Play Russian Roulette
7. Juggle handgrenades
8. Play football on a landmine field
9. Hide in a ball-mill
10. Choke on your food
Literally, I assume.
I would also add “tell Chuck Norris he’s a giant pansy”.
(of course then it would technically be “Eleven things to do before you die”, which doesn’t really have the same pizazz as the original)
How about “Point and laugh at Chuck Norris”?