Trite quotations improved

Hullets do this annoying thing with their little sugar sachets that one gets at restaurants and coffee shops. They stick sickly sweet quotations on them.

I added sugar to my coffee, and then noticed that I’d inadvertantly improved something.

You may be disappointed if you fail but you are doomed if you don't try.
You fail

Grappa in a Soccerball Vase

Vanja versus the Grappa

Vanja was truly disgusted by the presentation of her order of grappa — and at an Italian restaurant! Wikipedia provides an example of a more appropriate vessel.