Tag: sugar

Hullets Helps Tourists by Stating the Obvious

World Cup is happening in South Africa, and the Hullets sugar-manufacturing people think tourists are horribly ignorant.

They use to put trite quotations on the back of their sugar sachets, along the lines of “You miss 100% of the slit wrists you don’t cut” or something. Now it’s mundane facts about South Africa, as illustrated.

Hullets. Sugar for Dummies

Trite quotations improved

Hullets do this annoying thing with their little sugar sachets that one gets at restaurants and coffee shops. They stick sickly sweet quotations on them.

I added sugar to my coffee, and then noticed that I’d inadvertantly improved something.

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