Did you know that it was possible to give one’s eyelashes a scaffolding
effect?
Month: May 2006
So who’s been watching the Shining then?
All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes jack a dull boy
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All work and no play makes jack a dull boy
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All work and no play makes jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.
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Spoon: Book 1 of the Salty Cutlery Saga
I spooned sugar into my cappuccino, stirred it, and placed the teaspoon on the saucer. Half way through my coffee, I picked up the spoon and licked off the foam that was sticking to it.
It tasted salty.
How could that be?
Ten Things to Do to Chuck Norris Before You Die
1. Attempt to stab Chuck Norris
2. Attempt to shoot Chuck Norris
3. Attempt to blow-up Chuck Norris
4. Attempt to kick Chuck Norris
5. Attempt to punch Chuck Norris
6. Attempt to push Chuck Norris
7. Attempt to spit on Chuck Norris
8. Laugh at Chuck Norris
9. Make fun of Chuck Norris
10. Be male and attempt to kiss Chuck Norris
Inspired by Kittychunk’s comment
The Cycle of Life
Long the Waffle Group has existed, but where are the frigging waffles?
This problem is no more.
Last weekend Angie and I were invited over to Gaby’s place (where Quinn was hiding out) to partake in waffle creation and consumption.
Behold the waffle creation and consumption log.
We looked upon the waffles and saw that they were good.
The Essence of Waffle
Waffle Spawner at the Ready
Freshly Spawned, Naked Waffles
Clothed Waffle
Waffle Entrails
Ten things to do before you die
1. Set yourself on fire
2. Slit your wrists
3. Swim in crocodile infested waters
4. Jump off a high cliff
5. Throw yourself in front of a moving bus
6. Play Russian Roulette
7. Juggle handgrenades
8. Play football on a landmine field
9. Hide in a ball-mill
10. Choke on your food
The Waffle Group 