Next bit to go?
Left Ear … Right Ear
Left Eye … Right Eye
Left Arm … Right Arm
Left Leg … Right Leg
Rules
Bet R5.00 on the bit you think most likely to go.
Money goes into a pool.
Winner takes the pool.
In the event of a tie, winners share pool evenly.
The Waffle Master reserves the right to alter, delete and make up completely new rules at random and whenever he feels like it.
The Waffle Master’s decision is final. Correspondence will be entered into, but you will be flamed.
Have a nice day, or all bets are off.
And don’t actually expect to get paid out
The Waffle Group 
Now is that Right Ear from Mumphred’s point of view, or Right Ear from our, the sadistic observers’, point of view?
Assuming it is Mumphred’s, I will put five bones on the Right Arm.
hmmm, I got 5 bucks says that it’s Mumphred’s Left Arm
WaffleMaster? Still no action on the delimbing front?
I thought this was supposed to be a killer poodle? I would hate to think you’ve been stringing us along all this time…
She likes to toy with her prey.
Ehrm.
Ghastly 😉