I bought a new crappy external 56k modem because the old one lost the will to live. Or, at the very least, it lost the will to modulate and demodulate.
I imagine I will be bashing it with a hammer and posting pictures of its demise in the near future.
On an unrelated note: Why have the tenders for Satan’s Poodle web design not been pouring in? That site is going to be famous, and then you’ll be sorry you didn’t help me out.
The Waffle Group 
hmmm, do i even need to comment….
Unfortunate modem blues.
Re: the Poodle, ask and ye shall receive. Emailing you my masterwork now.
-q-
You been ripped off, man. I’m sure they’re only 50 ZAC now.
And RE: Poodle-art, I couldn’t find any pics of Mr Chew.
And what is the ZAC/ZAR exchange rate, Chris?
I had to pay more for a hardware modem since I didn’t want grief with an internal winmodem, but I was still probably overcharged.
Was too impatient to shop around.
There are 100 ZAC’s in a ZAR. Everone knows that.
Just like 10 ZAeB’s to a ZAR.
“And RE: Poodle-art, I couldn’t find any pics of Mr Chew.”
I asked Google, but I don’t think its reply is quite what you’re looking for.
I had to chuckle at some of the links though. I mean, who comes up with stuff like Mr Chew’s Asian Beaver?