Ten things to do before you die

1. Set yourself on fire
2. Slit your wrists
3. Swim in crocodile infested waters
4. Jump off a high cliff
5. Throw yourself in front of a moving bus
6. Play Russian Roulette
7. Juggle handgrenades
8. Play football on a landmine field
9. Hide in a ball-mill
10. Choke on your food

3 thoughts on “Ten things to do before you die”

  1. Literally, I assume.

    I would also add “tell Chuck Norris he’s a giant pansy”.

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  2. (of course then it would technically be “Eleven things to do before you die”, which doesn’t really have the same pizazz as the original)

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