Ever taken your car for a short drive to make sure the battery still
works, happily discovering that it does (even though it hasn’t been used
for three weeks) only to leave the lights on?
I have.
You should try it. It’s annoying.
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No.
But I have driven my car until it ran out of petrol, to see how much was left in the tank after the reserve light came on.
A good idea, until I realised that I’d forgotten to fill the jerrycan with fuel before I’d left.
Not recommended.
I’ve pushed my car up and down the road to try and push start it without realising that the petrol cutout was still in place.
Car started first time after the petrol could get to the engine.
In short, they are evil and should all be destroyed.
Only in a carless civilisation will we finally be free of the malicious irony these twisted creatures harbour deep in their cold metallic souls.