Ten Things to Do to Chuck Norris Before You Die

1. Attempt to stab Chuck Norris
2. Attempt to shoot Chuck Norris
3. Attempt to blow-up Chuck Norris
4. Attempt to kick Chuck Norris
5. Attempt to punch Chuck Norris
6. Attempt to push Chuck Norris
7. Attempt to spit on Chuck Norris
8. Laugh at Chuck Norris
9. Make fun of Chuck Norris
10. Be male and attempt to kiss Chuck Norris

Inspired by Kittychunk’s comment

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3 thoughts on “Ten Things to Do to Chuck Norris Before You Die”

  1. Hmm @ #10. You’d better hope Chuck Norris never gets to read this.

  2. “Ten Things to Do to Chuck Norris Before Chunk Norris Does a Roundhouse Kick to your Head and Kills You”

  3. Hahahaha

    I’m sure one of them would be “Make a list of ten things to do to Chuck Norris before Chuck Norris does a roundhouse kick to your head and kills you.”

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