1. Attempt to stab Chuck Norris
2. Attempt to shoot Chuck Norris
3. Attempt to blow-up Chuck Norris
4. Attempt to kick Chuck Norris
5. Attempt to punch Chuck Norris
6. Attempt to push Chuck Norris
7. Attempt to spit on Chuck Norris
8. Laugh at Chuck Norris
9. Make fun of Chuck Norris
10. Be male and attempt to kiss Chuck Norris
Inspired by Kittychunk’s comment
The Waffle Group 
Hmm @ #10. You’d better hope Chuck Norris never gets to read this.
“Ten Things to Do to Chuck Norris Before Chunk Norris Does a Roundhouse Kick to your Head and Kills You”
Hahahaha
I’m sure one of them would be “Make a list of ten things to do to Chuck Norris before Chuck Norris does a roundhouse kick to your head and kills you.”