I spooned sugar into my cappuccino, stirred it, and placed the teaspoon on the saucer. Half way through my coffee, I picked up the spoon and licked off the foam that was sticking to it.
It tasted salty.
How could that be?
Author: Neil Robinson
Ten Things to Do to Chuck Norris Before You Die
1. Attempt to stab Chuck Norris
2. Attempt to shoot Chuck Norris
3. Attempt to blow-up Chuck Norris
4. Attempt to kick Chuck Norris
5. Attempt to punch Chuck Norris
6. Attempt to push Chuck Norris
7. Attempt to spit on Chuck Norris
8. Laugh at Chuck Norris
9. Make fun of Chuck Norris
10. Be male and attempt to kiss Chuck Norris
Inspired by Kittychunk’s comment
The Cycle of Life
Long the Waffle Group has existed, but where are the frigging waffles?
This problem is no more.
Last weekend Angie and I were invited over to Gaby’s place (where Quinn was hiding out) to partake in waffle creation and consumption.
Behold the waffle creation and consumption log.
We looked upon the waffles and saw that they were good.
The Essence of Waffle
Waffle Spawner at the Ready
Freshly Spawned, Naked Waffles
Clothed Waffle
Waffle Entrails
Ten things to do before you die
1. Set yourself on fire
2. Slit your wrists
3. Swim in crocodile infested waters
4. Jump off a high cliff
5. Throw yourself in front of a moving bus
6. Play Russian Roulette
7. Juggle handgrenades
8. Play football on a landmine field
9. Hide in a ball-mill
10. Choke on your food
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Chuck drives an Isuzu
The Best Way to Complain About Bad Service
Shout at the top of your lungs in the general direction of the
restaurant staff that you’ve been waiting 45 minutes for your beer.
I witnessed an unhappy individual doing just that at the Spur Steak
Ranch in Johannesburg International this morning. Damn was it effective.
I almost went over to worship the guy because I wish I had the guts to
make that much noise in as public a place.
Blue Butter
The Pick ‘n Pay’s Choice Salted Butter Spread that I bought developed a mould.
It was a very minor growth, but it was there. I scraped it out and continued using the butter.
Now the butter has a subtle blue cheese flavour to it. Fascinating.
I think there is a market for this stuff.
A Taste of Homeless Talk
My favourite writer for homeless talk has to be Luke Jentile. He writes the opinion column “Burning Point.”
I agree with the burning bit. Possibly his writing desk is on fire, so he needs to write the article in quite a hurry.
Though, so far I haven’t been able to figure out the point.
Here’s a little extract from his latest offering:
“Then there is this rotation and revolving of the planet, which makes us count the time, but we can’t be accurate because we found this universe already existing for billions of years.”
Another superlative scribe is Dr Lebeko Lebenya with his “Afrikan Wizdom” column. Did you know that Tim and Buktu established the University of Tim-Buktu in Mali, Western Afrika (sic)?
And were you aware that the Roman Army was also known as The Crusaders?
Or that one can “give out” wisdom?
Thank god for the good Doctor Lebenya.
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“Wrinkles are like boomerangs: Just when you think you’ve got rid of them, they come back.”
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