Dr McNinja is becoming increasingly foolish.
From the creative minds that brought you Ninjas vs Pirates and revealed the true nature of Ronald McDonald:
Now they reveal the true horror of Ninja Zombies!
Category: humour
xkcd behaving strangely
xkcd is “a webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language.”
This week it started behaving strangely. The symptoms are:
- Updates every weekday, instead of 3 times a week
- More colour in the comic than usual
- A serialised format, where usually the comics stand alone
- More frames per comic than average
- Now includes philosophy
Whatever will happen next?
Clothe from China
For a close-up of the carefully chosen text, click the thumbnails below.
Too bad I can’t wear this without looking gay. Not that looking gay is a problem, but I don’t want to disappoint any of the nice boys.
Bean’s Great Adventure
Yesterday the Bean dog went for her usual run about the common grounds.
She ventured out in to the dam area (as is usual), and was gone for quite some time.
I began to get vaguely concerned when she returned, looking more brown and wet than I’d remembered her.
She was temporarily banished to the balcony until the bath was ready for her, much to her dismay.
Borat would be proud
Sexy chess, or something. Borat would be proud of his countryman, Vladislav Tkachiev.
Telkom management = Vogons
Philip Devine, writing for Business Report, explains how he sold his soul to the devil.
But read on. You’ll get to the Vogon bit.
In Your Pant!
It’s time we started documenting the priceless “in your pants” gems.
Daniel Buckland told me about this, and now everyone will know of the wonders of adding the phrase, or variants thereof, to marketing payoff lines.
Check it out. I’ll make due effort to update it regularly. Dare I say, daily?
Stay the patient course — for yourself (In your pants?)
In the course of my work, I make use of the South African Agricultural Geo-Referenced System dynamic map service.
Today the service was down. It told me this:
Stay the patient course
of little worth is your ire,
the map service, is down.Please try again later.
I hope they randomise it so that you don’t get the same message over and over. Otherwise, staying the patient course may rapidly become troublesome.
Much like the case with Cell C. They’ve recently redone their webpage, and appear to have contracted possums for the job. Whenever I log in and try to access my account info, I get this message:
here i am scratching my head
wondering what happened. . . .
but never fear sometimes life is random. one thousand grovelling pardons for any inconvenience caused.
They issue 1000 pardons because it’s happened about that many times.
Guys, it’s not random if it happens every time!
Classic Line from "Days of Our Lives"
An actual line from Days…
“Can’t you see? The killer and the tiger are still out there. It’s not safe!”
Ice-cream Van with that Eerie Music
What do the creepy ice-cream van people do in winter to attract the little children to feed on?
The Waffle Group 